Called the iTap, this peripheral looks to be perfect for those whose love for Apple runs both hot and cold.
All right, you've got us: it's just a charging plug shaped like a tap. But it's just the sort of thing Jony Ive would design if he hadn't sold his soul to the Bauhaus movement.
Did this blip give you a sinking feeling? Don't worry, there's plenty more to w(h)et your appetite: