There are reports emanating from Switzerland that an iPhone 3G user nearly burned his face on a red-hot handset.
After trying to sync the device for a while (unsuccessfully), he then attempted to make a phone call, despite the device already heating up significantly.
He then claims the all-singing, all-dancing Apple handset that could feasibly one day take over the world and make us all its slaves, became so sizzling he was forced to switch ears for the conversation.
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Rather than hanging up and putting the device down, obviously.
He then says he smelt burning plastic, and the iPhone 3G had a red hot glow from the inside, before the plastic began smouldering and blistering before his very eyes.
As you can see from the picture, the 'burn' looks a bit like a scratch or dent... it couldn't POSSIBLY be an attempt to fake an insurance claim, could it?