This is what happens when you ask Siri to open up Google Assistant
That awkward moment when Siri proves your point
We tested Google Assistant on iPhone at Google IO 2017, and walked away as impressed as we were with it on the Google Pixel – except for one major flaw.
You can't open up Google Assistant hands-free from the lock screen or the home screen. You need to open the app first – and Apple doesn't allow rival voice assistants.
There is one way to summon Google Assistant hands-free from any screen, but it's an ironic workaround: you have to ask Siri to open the app for you.
Immediately, asking Siri to open Google Assistant felt as awkward as asking an ex for their arch-rival's phone number.
But here's how our test went:
"Hey Siri."
"Yes?"
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"Can you open up Google Assistant because you're not good enough?"
Here's what Siri did
Harsh request. But we know we made the right decision because Siri heard:
"Can you open up Google Assistant because you're not Goodnuf?" Ugh.
Too often, Siri refuses to hear us correctly.
Asking Siri to "Name this song" in the car sometimes just play songs – and it plays the one album I still have on my iPhone since switching to streaming (the U2 album that Apple forced onto users via iCloud). That's... not helpful.
Similarly, when we asked Siri to shut off all of our alarms today, it just read every single alarm we have ever set on our phone. It's missing the 'I' in 'AI' on this one.
Siri has been a great voice assistant for me a long time. But we've drifted apart. We're just not connecting like we used to.
This is why we need to see other machine learning tools. At least until iOS 11 and the rumored Siri Speaker give Apple's voice assistant a major upgrade.