Oh look, there's already a wearable that'll make you look more obnoxious than a gold Apple Watch ever could.
It's a 90s slap bracelet that rolls into a selfie stick - way to soil our childhood memories, Pop - launching on Kickstarter this month for anyone who fancies paying for the privilege of being the worst person in the world.
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