Arctic Blue: also a musically-confused tribute band that only plays Blue covers in the style of Arctic Monkeys.
Anyway, the phone itself will set you back zero pounds if you go for the £37/month contract at Phones 4U.
Don't be blue - our patented (note: not patented) blips will cheer you up:
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