The internet was so ready to believe that Google Earth had captured the aftermath of a grisly murder earlier this week.
After some hardcore investigative journalism, the world's least-sly murderers (seriously, blood all over the jetty? This is not a Tarantino movie) have been revealed to be a water-loving dog called Rama and his owners.
As local police told The Sun: "It's not a murder. It's a dog."
We can't promise any further crime solving, but there is definitely some vibrating underwear amongst the rest of our blips.
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