It's obvious companies like to engage in a little friendly competition for their/our benefit, but Microsoft is going the extra mile with its weird "Google sucks, Bing is better" marketing campaign.
You can also find hoodies, hats and mugs for you to drink hot coffee from while seething over that despicable Google company and its dastardly deeds.
Scratching your head? Yeah, we are too.
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