My friends and I have a fun game we like to play, which we call WTF Wish. The F stands for frick, obviously.
Hearkening back to the heyday of rogue, random sellers on Amazon, Wish is the wild west of e-commerce these days, giving us some top-notch randomness delivered straight to our social media news feeds.
Its marketing strategy works, too - at least, in terms of the fact that I almost always stop to see what strange knicknacks I'm being recommended this time - a vast majority of which are either so explicit or just plain gross that I just couldn't bear to share them through our site.
So, I thought it would be fun to check out some of the insanely low-price and popular items on Wish this Black Friday - which would be made even cheaper by the Wish Black Friday voucher code, offering up to 80% off.
On a serious note, while most of the products are just good to poke fun at, we'd advise against purchasing tech items from Wish - especially as the French government has "found a large proportion of products it examined on the Wish site to be dangerous."
Oh, and also, we'll be using the full listing names from the site. It's part of the experience.
Popular Wish deals
6/12/20/30/40/50Pcs Abs Trainer Replacement Gel Sheet Abdominal Muscle Hydrogel Pad Exercise Machine Patch For Abs Trainer: £1.65 at Wish
Want the abs but without having to put in as much effort? These totally legitimate Abs Trainer Replacement Gel Abdominal Muscle Hydrogel Pad Excercise Machine Patch for Abs Trainer will do the trick every time.
Nicolas Cage In A Banana - Original Yell bvdSoft Decorative Throw Pillow Cover for Home 45cmX45cm(18inchX18inch) Pillows NOT Included - £3 at Wish
Honestly, we could do a whole article about the sheer volume of Nic Cage-related content. A few years ago, when that was a fresh meme, it might have even made us chuckle. Now we're just a little sad. Instead, try one of our best-ranked pillows - which come with pillows included.
Creepy Cry Baby Full Head Face Latex Rubber Masquerade Costume Mask - £0.77 at Wish
They say a picture says a thousand words, but this one just says one: "Help." We like that it kind of looks like the model balling up for a fight - though that could be with the mask that is slowly taking over their brain. Cursed.
We could go on for hours with the curse items we found on here, but you're getting the gist of it by now, we're sure.
If you want some genuinely good Black Friday deals while they're still around, we're still covering the best of the best. Just not from Wish.
More Black Friday deals
- Amazon: 63% off Fire TV Stick and Echo Dot bundles (opens in new tab)
- Adidas: up to 50% off trainers and sportswear at Amazon (opens in new tab)
- Alcohol: beer, wine and spirits from £4.49 at Amazon (opens in new tab)
- AllSaints: 30% off leather jackets and all fashion (opens in new tab)
- Asos: up to 80% off all clothing and accessories (opens in new tab)
- Argos: 20% off loads of toys including Lego, Paw Patrol, Peppa Pig and more (opens in new tab)
- AO: save up to a third off large appliances from Samsung, LG, Beko and more (opens in new tab)
- Boots: 50% off fragrances, beauty, makeup and gift sets (opens in new tab)
- Christmas decorations: from £8.99 at Amazon (opens in new tab)
- Currys: lowest price ever on the Fitbit Sense - just £189 (opens in new tab)
- Debenhams: 60% off fashion and homewares (opens in new tab)
- Dell: up to 50% off Inspiron, XPS and Alienware laptops (opens in new tab)
- Ebuyer: up to 42% off computing components from Intel, Asus and more (opens in new tab)
- EE: free Xbox Series S with select phone contracts starting from £29 (opens in new tab)
- Emma Sleep: 50% off mattresses - this is the biggest-ever sale (opens in new tab)
- Go Outdoors: 50% off clothing, camping gear and footwear (opens in new tab)
- JD Sports: half-price trainers from Nike, Adidas and Puma (opens in new tab)
- John Lewis: get 20% off Lego, Dyson and Le Creuset (opens in new tab)
- Le Creuset: check out the exclusive Harry Potter Signature collection (opens in new tab)
- Lego: up to 40% off Marvel, Disney, Star Wars, Harry Potter and more sets at Amazon (opens in new tab)
- Lovehoney: 60% off sex toys + an extra 10% off lingerie (opens in new tab)
- Nectar: get 45% off any mattress and up to 30% off bedding (opens in new tab)
- Nespresso: up to 60% off Nespresso coffee machines at Amazon (opens in new tab)
- Nike: trainers, T-shirts, tracksuits and hoodies discounted by up to 40% (opens in new tab)
- Ninja: save £70 on Ninja food processors and air fryers (opens in new tab)
- Nintendo Switch: console + Mario Kart 8 and Switch Online for £259 (opens in new tab)
- Oculus Quest 2: £50 voucher when you buy the Oculus Quest 2 at Amazon (opens in new tab)
- Samsung: up to £500 off TVs, fridge freezers and more (opens in new tab)
- Shark vacuums: up to £200 off Shark cordless vacs at Amazon (opens in new tab)
- Sky: superfast broadband deals starting from just £25 (opens in new tab)
- Smart lighting: smart light bulbs from £6.99 at Amazon (opens in new tab)
- Smyths Toys: save up to 50% on Lego, Nerf, Barbie and more
- TVs: budget 4K smart TVs with an extra 10% off at Argos (opens in new tab)
- Velvetiser: save £20 on the Hotel Chocolat Velvetiser at Currys (opens in new tab)
- Very: up to £200 off Apple, Samsung, Nintendo Switch and more (opens in new tab)
- Wayfair: save on furniture, rugs, desks and lighting (opens in new tab)
- Whisky Exchange: up to £30 off Wild Turkey, Glenfiddich and Chivas (opens in new tab)
- Yankee Candle: get over 60% off the 2021 Christmas gift set at Amazon (opens in new tab)