As sure as Snow Patrol will put out an album that's worse than the last, Microsoft will eventually release a slimmed-down Xbox One.
That said, we don't think it'll be quite as compact as this 3D-printed Xbox One, created by Dave Nunez, which you can even go and make yourself.
Where's the massive power brick? And where's the tiny Xbox One controller? Who cares - you'll be the talk of the town when you're strutting down the street with your micro Xbox in pocket.
Big Xbox, little Xbox, read some blips.