What would Tinder have looked like in the 80s? It's a question that at least none of you have ever asked. Still, here's your answer.
We're pretty sure that's a picture of political realist Machiavelli which David, 28, is using for his profile pic - but Manson is the one you should watch out for.
"I am a nice guy"
"I love to meet women"
"I have two pet frogs"
"I live in my parent's basement"
Arrgh. Swipe left! Swipe left! No, tap - TAP LEFT!!!