Tinder in the 1980s would have been filled with 8-bit weirdos

The land before swipes

What would Tinder have looked like in the 80s? It's a question that at least none of you have ever asked. Still, here's your answer.

We're pretty sure that's a picture of political realist Machiavelli which David, 28, is using for his profile pic - but Manson is the one you should watch out for.

"I am a nice guy"

"I love to meet women"

"I have two pet frogs"

"I live in my parent's basement"

Arrgh. Swipe left! Swipe left! No, tap - TAP LEFT!!!