Sony Cybershot RX1
This gorgeous piece of kit from Sony is the world's smallest full-frame camera. The Sony RX1 features a cracking 35mm lens - the only problem is that it costs more than £2500 so I'm going to need Santa to be pretty generous this year.
iPad Logitech keyboard
As much as I love my iPad, using it to type anything longer than, say, a tweet, is a pain the proverbial. I've never been able to bring myself to spend a good chunk of my own money on such a utilitarian object… but I wouldn't mind receiving one from somebody else.
Adobe Photoshop CS6
I've been using Elements for years now, and while it does all the basics (otherwise known as everything that I ever really need), I'd like to make 2013 the year I really flex my Photoshop muscles. So CS6, which boasts all manner of funky new options, would really be the ideal gift.
Singstar Wireless Microphones
Anyone who's had the misfortune of spending a Friday night at my place will know of my penchant for Singstar. Although the wired microphones have served me well over the past few years, it's time to join the 21st century and go wireless – those pesky wires do have the tendency to get in the way when you're rocking out to the musical interlude, after all.
Photojojo Shot Glass Lens Set
It wouldn't be a photographer's Christmas wishlist without mention of a hilarious drinking implement styled to look like camera equipment. This year I'm hoping for the shot glasses… they're ceramic, there's three in a set and they've got all the same details as a real life lens. What more could you ask for?