Be glad you don't live in Germany. Your UK taxes have been spared the burden of funding this research from the University of Leipzig revealing that your choice of email address implies something about your personality. Well colour me astounded. Other top stories from the sociologists:

  • All things being equal, people tend to eat food that they like.
  • Your left shoe is highly likely to be the same colour as the right.
  • If you don't die of disease, old-age, accident or suicide, you are at a high risk of being murdered.