As you hold back the tears, desperately trying to convince your Xbox One and PS4-playing friends that the Ouya you got for Christmas is "the real next gen", don't forget to mention that it didn't cost a single penny.
As if this guy wasn't feeling bad enough already.
But how many Bitcoins can you buy with a blip?
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